Wednesday, January 14, 2009

We're just different

Normally I make it a rule not to blog about my relationships. I do have some great dating stories, but those only come out after a few Henry Weinhards rootbeers. However, it has come time to make an exception to my rule. Mostly because all of my time is spent with this guy and I don't know what else to blog about. His name is Scott and he's not the typical guy I date. We're just different and here is why.
  1. I grew up in Northern California. He grew up in Southern California.
  2. He wants to take me to Singapore, Australia, Italy, etc. I want to take him to the Punkin Chunkin and the Hick Festival.
  3. He thinks I should gain a few pounds. I think I should lose a few.
  4. His idea of dinner always involves something that lived formerly in the water. My idea is something that grew or lived on land.
  5. As a former MMA fighter and college football player he wants to beat everyone up. I run and/or drop to the ground in a fetal position at the first signs of danger.
  6. I’ve rarely met a cheese or ice cream I didn’t like. He’s lactose intolerant.
  7. He shops at places like Polo and Diesel. I shop at the Target store (as my niece calls it) and TJ Max.
  8. My favorite concert was Dolly Parton. His favorite concert was Kanye West.
  9. He’s a boy. I’m a girl.
  10. He’s Asian. I’m white.