Friday, May 23, 2008

Just Like Heaven...or 1989

I keep a mental list of people I want to see perform before I, or they, die. In recent years I've been able to marked several names off the list. Like U2, Dolly Parton, and Ricky Martin (OK he wasn't on the list but he sure put on a great show). Topping the list is Neil Diamond. I nearly lost it when a few weeks ago I heard he was coming to DC. I sat in my car open mouthed staring at the radio in disbelief until someone honked and I had to pull myself back into reality. I will be having my moment with Mr. Diamond come August 5th. Another list topper has been The Cure. I was able to scratch that name off my list a few weeks ago. Anyone, no no, any white person who was a kid or teen in the 80's and 90's is familiar with the dark eyeliner, red lipstick and spiked black hair of lead singer Robert Smith. I am happy to report that he is still sporting all 3 key elements of his signature style. However he has not aged well and gained some weight making his costumed appearance even more effective/frightening. The show was awesome. I went with 2 of my good friends and had a great time. One of the best parts was standing in the hall people watching. I love people! They're nuts. The band sounded great and performed all of my favorite songs: Just Like Heaven, Friday I'm In Love, Pictures of You etc. Should you get the chance I highly recommend going. Don't forget the black eyeliner!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

My new best friend


Just up the street from my sister's house is a ghetto shopping center that plays host to a giant beauty supply store called "Beauty 4 U." One of my fellow white girls once ventured inside said store and was told she was too white, they didn't have anything for her there. I usually try to avoid this shopping center and, lets face it, most of the other stores in Oxon Hill. My sister once pointed out that there was a small bakery next to Beauty 4 U and suggested we try it sometime. I imagined it having a few stale donuts and M&M cookies under some glass guarded by a 400 lb former lineman named Gerard. Needless to say it wasn't a top priority to try it. But my mind was quickly changed when my friend Sam, a recent graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, gave a high recommendation to "Desserts By Gerard." Turns out Gerard is not a 400 lb lineman but a culinary French genius whose delectable creations make me weak in the knees. The best thing are his mini tarts. Its so hard to chose one so why not go with 1/2 a dozen? These bite-sized treats are small enough that you can eat several and not feel guilty. This way you get to make an educated decision on what tart to purchase on your next visit. Desserts By Gerard is like an oasis in the dessert, not only is the food amazing but the ambiance of this bakery is fantastic too. Walking through those doors makes you feel like you've stepped right out of Oxon Hill and into a little taste of heaven. If you want to see for yourself come on by...I'll be there drooling on the glass http://dessertsbygerard.com/home.htm

Friday, April 25, 2008

The Pacific Northwest Pictures

The Pacific Northwest

I just spent a week in the Pacific North West and let me tell you, it was fanfreakingtastic! The weather was perfect and the land was beautiful. I started out in Seattle, WA visiting my dear Little Trucker friend Hayley and ended in Eugene, OR where I taught a genealogy workshop for the Oregon state Daughters of the American Revolution. I’d forgotten how much I love the west coast. Don’t get me wrong I still love my east coast home, but there’s just something that feels like home about the west coast. I didn’t realize how much I missed it. It would take way too long and be very boring to give you all the details of the trip so I’ve decided to give 10 highlights. (This may also be long and boring anyway) Here goes...

10. My bologna has a first name its M-A-Y-E-R – Yes folks that is right, I saw the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. It was just parked at the beach like any other car. No one in it and no hot dogs for sale. I made Hayley pull over and I jumped out to get a picture.

9. Mariners 8, Angels 3, Travis 0 – Hayley got us tickets to watch the Seattle Mariners beat the LA Angels at Safeco Field Saturday night. I love a good baseball game. We had pretty good seats and there happened to be 2 young single guys next to us. After a few beers one of them, Travis, got up the courage to start hitting on me. It just so happened that we were wearing the exact same shade of kelly green shirt. After a solid 7 innings of flirtations and despite his beautiful green eyes, I did not consent to go to the bar with Travis after the game and he left with his buddies. Better luck next time Pal!

8. The troll under the bridge - in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle there is a giant troll sculpture that lives under the Aurora Bridge. I thought this was pure artistic genius. It’s the head and arms of a ghoulish figure clutching a real VW Beetle. A troll under a bridge!

7. Cruising PCH - Driving up the Oregon Coast along Highway 101 was amazing! It is so beautiful. The houses, the trees, the wilderness, the beaches, the cliffs, the wind, the salty air. It was simply beautiful I could’ve sat and enjoyed it all for hours. Oh wait I did and I loved it!

6. G-Doggy Dog - There’s something about eating brunch on a sidewalk table outside a French cafĂ© on a beautiful morning that screams metropolitan. I met my dear friend and roommate of former years, Gina Jung, at Le Pichet to catch up and enjoy a delicious meal. It’s always good to see an old friend especially one like Gina. She’s one of a kind. We followed our chitchat and meal with a little taste of heaven. Hayley had read about the chocolate dessert at La Pichet, which was why we’d come. It did not disappoint. It was a thick, rich chocolate soup with a side of heavy whipped cream. Sigh, I still dream about it.

5. What a view! - Not far from the Fremont Troll in Seattle is the neighborhood of Queen Anne which boasts the very best views of Seattle. Hayley took me here to show me her Seattle. It was a beautiful clear day and we could see everything. "The mountains were out" and Rainier was majestic. Seattle is a beautiful city.

4. Sunset on Alki Beach - The sunsets on the West Coast are amazing. I'd forgotten about how beautiful they can be over the ocean. Hayley was showing me Alki Beach when the sun started setting. I made her pull over and we marveled over the beauty of the day, took pictures, and tried not to burn our retinas by staring too long at the sun.

3. Rows and rows of brilliantly colored tulips - Skagit Valley, north of Seattle, holds an annual tulip festival the entire month of April. This was right up my alley A. Flowers 2. Festival D. Outside! 3 thing I adore! It was beautiful! Only a 1/3 of the tulips were in bloom, but that was plenty. There were tulips of every variety and color. I wanted to pick them all.

2. Pike Place Market - When anyone talks about Seattle they talk about Pike Place Market. There is a reason for that: its totally awesome, hello! I LOVED it. It was a lot bigger than I imagined and everything you can think of was being sold somewhere. I tasted everything I could and it was delicious. I saw a man with an opossum on his shoulder. I got a free hug. I watched the famous fish guys toss fish to each other. I ate the worlds best mac and cheese. I saw the original Starbucks. I added gum to the gum wall. I saw a man telling cats' fortunes. I bought some Seattle art. I loved it.


1. Hayley! - With all the great things I did and saw, the very best part of my trip was hanging out with my great friend Hayley. She is fantastic and we really miss her out in DC. I'm so glad that we are friends. She's brave and strong and so much fun. THANK YOU HAYLEY!

Monday, April 7, 2008

Blossoms Blossoms Blossoms

Cherry Blossoms!

I LOVE this time of year! Love it. I love when the earth starts to wake up from the long cold winter and everything comes to life. I love the smells and the colors. I love the lengthening of the days and the increase in the temperature. I love the families on Spring Break with their matching sweatshirts. But above all I love the flowers. The daffodils, the hyacinths, the tulips and the BLOSSOMS. If you get the chance to go to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival, GO. One of my absolute favorite traditions (4 years running) is our annual cherry blossom picnic on the steps of the Jefferson memorial. My sister Bean has been pregnant for 2 of the 4 picnics we've had and the number of picnic-ers has been annually increasing. We've been lucky in that each year we've had great weather and have had our picnic when the blossoms were at their peak and before the rain got them. I think this year was the best I've seen yet. The blossoms were amazing. They trees were fuller than I've ever seen them. It looked like pop corn popping on the cherry blossom trees!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Lady Cake

When a good guy friend turns 31 and is booted from his singles ward with no woman on the horizon, what does one do?... Make him an edible woman birthday cake! The "woman" is made from a 9 x 13 cake carved in the shape of a woman's torso, wearing a frosted bikini bottom and Sno Ball bikini top. It was an old trick I learned in college and as long as there are vending machines and gas stations selling Hostess Sno Balls, there will be woman cakes made. Its a real crowd pleaser. While my friend B-Licious was quite pleased with his woman, things didn't really work out between them (something about eating her). So a year later its time to make Vitamin B a new woman. This year I chose to go with a more modest woman and made him a Barbie Princess cake. While this cake is usually the highlight of little girls princess birthday parties, she was quite popular at this 32 year old male birthday party. So what am I gonna do next year?